See, the thing is, there has been a bit of a grump around, because I got my BayCon schedule and was on four panels and all our friends got theirs and Karen got nothing. So we thought she didn't have any panels, and we were grumpy on her behalf, and I thought about sending an e-mail to programming to grump about this but I don't want to be that guy, so I didn't; but she's smart, and so she sent them an e-mail this morning, and yup. It was a communication breakdown, she should have had an e-mail, of course she has panels - and she has a reading.
She has a reading. Which is a fine thing, because she has good stories to read. But. I too have good stories to read. Indeed, I have a plethora. And I? Don't have a reading.
How can I not have a reading?