"Poultry. Chicken. Hot."
And of course some of them are cookbooks and/or otherwise foodie, because food-porn is rather funnier and often a hell of a lot sexier than porn porn.
And mostly I care not a whit, because parodies interest me about as much as porn does; but as it happens, yes, I am vulnerable to food-porn. And this is an excellent instructional video on how to truss a chicken.
Also, Patrick Stewart. And a young man with barely too many clothes on. And did I mention Patrick Stewart?